Nikolai: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There’s so many of us, and we’re all so cute. And it’s like if you don’t get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack you’re screwed. Okay? Satan is our only hope.
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
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Avoid Suspicion. Manipulate Your Friends. Eliminate Your Enemies.
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love.
Jackson Rathbone (via thelovelybones)
Reading a script and loving a character and not being able to play it… That’s like having a crush on someone and not being able to fuck them.
Kristen Stewart (via delayprocrastinate)
Remember Me.
- Ally: I don't date sociology majors.
- Tyler: Lucky for you, I'm undecided.
- Ally: About what?
- Tyler: Everything.
Gandhi said ‘Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s very important that you do it’. I tend to agree with the first part.
Remember Me.
Remember Me
- Lady: You Know you can’t smoke in here.
- Tyler: Wait, why do you have an ashtray?
- Lady: It’s a bowl, it completes the room.
- Tyler: I guess it was just here to tease me.
and I’m still pissed off.
For a day that was meant to be rather enjoyable, it ended up being the complete opposite.
